Archive for July, 2006

the liberal dilemna

is summed up in one sentence by the prescient-as-usual adam kotsko:

I hate that the continued existence of George W. Bush and the high-ranking officials in his administration means that I cannot in good conscience maintain a position of blanket opposition to the death penalty.

secondly, a massive warship has parked* outside my flat.
this inspired my voluntarily bald downstairs neighbour to stand under his plastic england flag collection and belt out some sub-sinatra schmaltz, seemingly unsatisfied with the projection of his hi-fi. he had passion.
thirdly, news reached me that a school-friend i believed to be getting shot at in Afghanistan has quit the marines. i will probably stop reading the lists of deaths now. now he only has to flunk out the RAF and he is on course to be a fireman. if that means we can call him fireman sam instead of navyboy, it’s all good as far as i’m concerned.

*go to hell, navy-boy

quote of the day

You know John Cleese’s real name is John Cheese? I lost a lot of respect for him when i found that out…

Lucy Cheesman, 2006

john cheese

page 799 - life imitates life

a friend of a friend lives in a cage and subsumes his will within his masters’.
a friend of another friend has gone to fight a war he chooses not to understand.
a friend from school has not once suggested i should share in what he believes to be his eternal salvation.

rampant consumerism, incessant reading

i bought my brother an anti-ipod. you don’t need headphones. you don’t need a usb cable. instant karma!

fm3 buddha machine

have reached page 730 of war and peace. it is reading me. more addictive than neighbours. seriously.

things we lost and found in the fire

i mean to have said my room has been tidied. the idea of this being done by a fire is not fanciful in the least; only supernatural forces could have achieved such a thing, and i am told fire is commonly a manifestation of ye gods. but where is:

dudley perkins’ classic 2006 album ‘expressions’?
love’s 1967 album ‘forever changes’?
my digitech delay pedal?
my diamond encrusted statue of james brown???

ok one of those i can’t prove i ever actually owned. but i had to chuck it in there in recognition of the countless records i KNOW i used to own, i can SEE the gaps on my oh-so-geekily alphabetised cd rack, i just don’t know what the hell they were. this causes me far more anguishes than my james brown memorabilia.

i only found a cap with an england flag on it. so much for karma

yesterday: rocket day

yankee space rocket
yankee doodle went to space
commie death rocket
kiss my vapor trail
rocket lollies
rockets
what do they think they are doing?