i tried
to visit the, er, boys in blue. i had multiple reasons, and i am in fact obliged to go down the nick by last thursday. but it was closed. surely that is highly irregular. do the criminals know? is the eerie lack of sirens in the air encouraging rampant litter-dropping and burglary as we speak? if any criminal types are reading this, you’d better forget what i’ve just said, or i’ll be done for aiding and abetting before the day is out. i think i’ll leave the country.
