how’d you get so funky, dudley?

i am not a funk man. i will move to the music, but i won’t be crawling through the bargain basement for that rare chink of clinton’s mothership. i also don’t listen to much music on my computer. now it is comprehensively qualified in a borderline neurotic manner, i will let my weekly chart speak for itself on the matter of how much i am feelin’ dudley perkins

this is not enough to convince? you need to see him? you do need to see him.